I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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silk purse from a pork swordMy friend told me a story where his mate had, in full view of all his friends in the pub, stuffed £1.59's worth of coppers down his foreskin, and closed the top over.
I clumsily tried it later on, much to my shrieking-in-pain chagrin, as the edges of the 2s and 1s nipped and pinched my tenderest skin in numerous places.
(I eventually stacked them up so that there were no gaps - gaps mean nips - and stuffed the resulting column down. 22p, not too shabby with a full close-over)
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:54, Reply)
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