Back in the days of BMX
i used to ride dirt - ha ha , very funny you dirty lot you.

but seriously, riding jumps that were pretty big if i do say so myself, and getting some considerable air me and the mates would always be hurting ourselves, its an occupational hazard.
(or a hobby-ational hazard since we never got paid for it!)
After numerous broken fingers, bashed kneecaps etc we were pretty hardened to the odd crash and burn.
Not so when it comes to the danglees. oh boy.
To cut it short _{said the rabbi} I went to jump a double (take of, big gap, landing pad - for those who dont know) only i was a little short of speed my front wheel landed way too steep, to counter this i pushed all my body weight backwards - and herein lies the mistake.
It is much better to go over the handlebars than tho land your arse on the back tire and use your bollocks for brakes.
beleive me.
It fucking hurt! no permanent damage was done, thankfully but ill never forget those moments of agony and the days of pain afterwards.

In other news a guy at my school was into fencing (y'know with swords and shit) he lunges, so does his opponent, opponent connects he squeals like a girl.
The guy he was fighting had parried his goolies, twisting one of them around itself.
This resulted in him being half the man he used to be.
if you dont like the length you can bite me.
(Name changer aka Mr E Mann, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 14:51, Reply)