I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Black ballsLast year I managed to give myself a hernia (left inguinal fyi). So in I goes to have the op no probs came out of the hospital walking like John Wayne has shat himself. Next day I get up drop keks to check out my new scars and for some reason my nuts had turned an amazing shade of black and swelled up about three times their natural size. Seriously I can think of no reason for my knackers to have been touched in so violent a manner until I thought of how they check if you are truly under. I reckon the anaesthetist punches you as hard in bollocks as possible, of course I have no urge to test this theory.
As for length and girth, black and swollen
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 15:01, Reply)
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