I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Wow - a story involving a teenage boy and a vacuum cleaner that doesn't involve cock-hooveringI'm impressed
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and while rolling around on the floor in agony i 'accidently' stuck my cock in the hoover pipemum was not impressed.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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