I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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My girlfriend was HOTWhen I was but a lad I could cook 2 dishes well. Spaghetti bolognase & chili con carni (it seems I was limited to mince) I invited a girl over to sample my chilli in the hope that my culinary prowess would loosen knicker elastic.
I liked it with a couple of scotch bonnet chillies that packed a nice punch without being too macho about it. Later on after we had eaten said chilli and drank a bit of wine chatted and flirted I had indeed done enough to get down to some business time!
We were tearing at each others clothes snogging like teenagers, then I went to rub 'the little boatman'. That was when she started making some remarkable noises "ello I thought I've got a live one here!" but my joy at my sexual prowess was short lived as she broke away no longer looking very happy "WHAT THE FUCK!" she shouted "I'M BURNING"
So apparently even having a shower after preparing chillies I had enough of the chilli chemical on my fingers to cause some major discomfort.
She calmed down (and cooled down) I offered to kiss it better and I did indeed get me end away ...so yay me
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
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