I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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We were both 17 years old.I went for a weekend away with her family - Friday afternoon to Sunday evening.
We messed about when we could, but her parents made sure we rarely had more than ten minutes together, so neither of us actually got off.
My balls were actually swollen, and aching so massively, they were so tender that even taking off my shorts that Sunday night when I got home was a problem. I honestly thought damage had been done.
When I finally did find release, getting The Gush doesn't even come close.
tl;dr teenage boy has aching balls, wanks. World yawns.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:04,
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Blue Ballsare no joke at any age. If women knew what pain it causes, they wouldn't tease so much without delivering.
I mean, they can go back and finish their shopping afterwards, can't they, FFS?
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