I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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'This is a bit shit really.'EDIT: fucking hell, that's a terrible thing to do to a nutsack. Tweezers, soldering irons, and the innermost gubbins of a coinpurse are not natural bedfellows. I was less than halfway through when it dawned on me that I was protectively clutching my own balls in horror.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 0:58,
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