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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

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Did this imaginary attack happen before or after you imagined your imaginary property portfolio?

(comedy bully grrrr, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:46, 2 replies)
Sorry, let me just imagine a response...

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 9:18, closed)
Just out of curiosity
are you genuinely trying to insist that these stories are true? Or are you aware that everybody knows they're nonsense and you're just playing along as a sort of internet "thing"?
(comedy bully grrrr, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 12:57, closed)
Nine years and one story?
And it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 13:42, closed)
It was shit.
It was also true.
(comedy bully grrrr, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:28, closed)
Bully for you!
Yawn...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:54, closed)
So this is just your internet "thing" then?
Telling uninteresting lies and then listlessly insisting that they're true? Nice.
(comedy bully grrrr, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 15:57, closed)
For fucks sake...not another stalker.
I'll leave you to debate my internet 'thing'.

Ignores.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:53, closed)

https://online.met.police.uk/
(comedy bully grrrr, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:47, closed)
amazing how he had such a decrepit phone when he's such a wealthy man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 10:03, closed)
Indeed.
I've saved a fortune by not succumbing to the latest fads and gadgets.

Currently operating very happily with a battered old Blackberry - which itself was a hand-me-down from a colleague.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:08, closed)
Nokia, "decrepit"?
Mines been thrown (hard) at people, walls and the odd errant pet, driven over (twice), dropped in deep puddles a few times, the pool once and had many games of footy with.
Cools your heels there young plummie!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:21, closed)

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