I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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I was a 15.I thought I could impress the girls by hurdling the chain suspended between the posts that divided the parking lot from the schoolyard. I almost made it but I ended up pivoting around the chain on my groin before planting my face in the gravel.
Well, they had a good laugh, even if I couldn't join in.
(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
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