I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again
My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
( , Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
( , Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
Gosh you really aren't upset with me AT ALL are you?
You certainly would never be so upset as to create a 'Monty's Ex' sockpuppet. No sir, not you - you can't even be arsed to log in and out to read my posts - you just happen to correctly guess their content. Repeatedly. And those of the good Doctor here. Quite an ability. You should cash in on that in the same way you RAKE IT IN on the back of emotionally damaged grubby hags with badly-dyed hair and the spotty-faced wank-dreams of Games Workshop weirdos. You'd be a DOUBLE millionaire.
( , Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:30, 1 reply)
You certainly would never be so upset as to create a 'Monty's Ex' sockpuppet. No sir, not you - you can't even be arsed to log in and out to read my posts - you just happen to correctly guess their content. Repeatedly. And those of the good Doctor here. Quite an ability. You should cash in on that in the same way you RAKE IT IN on the back of emotionally damaged grubby hags with badly-dyed hair and the spotty-faced wank-dreams of Games Workshop weirdos. You'd be a DOUBLE millionaire.
( , Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:30, 1 reply)
He's clearly not bothered.
He's posted more words in this thread than he has on any actual qftw answer for the last six months but it's only because he's not bothered. Not. Bothered.
( , Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:33, closed)
He's posted more words in this thread than he has on any actual qftw answer for the last six months but it's only because he's not bothered. Not. Bothered.
( , Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:33, closed)
I can see he's not bothered in the least. Not a shred of bother on display here.
( , Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:33, closed)
( , Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:33, closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread