I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again
My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
( , Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
( , Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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More testicle action
I knew a bike mechanic who, whilst lifting an engine onto a truck caught his testicles between the truck and the engine. This is a bad place to put your testicles. It tore his ball bag and his testicles fell out. After being driven to hospital holding his precariously attached testicles the Dr's diagnosis was that 'his shopping had fallen out of it's bag'. Whilst the diagnosis was clumsy the treatment was down right barbaric, his ball bag was stapled back together(this needs three exclamation marks) !!!
He offered me a look, I declined.
p.s. his testicles took no long term damage (look away now as more exclamation marks are coming) !!!
( , Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:25, 3 replies)
I knew a bike mechanic who, whilst lifting an engine onto a truck caught his testicles between the truck and the engine. This is a bad place to put your testicles. It tore his ball bag and his testicles fell out. After being driven to hospital holding his precariously attached testicles the Dr's diagnosis was that 'his shopping had fallen out of it's bag'. Whilst the diagnosis was clumsy the treatment was down right barbaric, his ball bag was stapled back together(this needs three exclamation marks) !!!
He offered me a look, I declined.
p.s. his testicles took no long term damage (look away now as more exclamation marks are coming) !!!
( , Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:25, 3 replies)
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