I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Having Dr. Sham-bollocks back is a real pain in the arse.If I had to describe the pain it would be akin to shoving a pickled onion up your date.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:36, 6 replies)
If I had to describe the painIt would be like having a fat aussie staring out of my computer screen as I cruise okCupid, looking for my next tag team date.
Can I put your number in my Motorola Startac? xx
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Feeling left out plummy?(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:15, closed)
You'll always have me xx(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:18, closed)
That's sweet.I'll try to remember that during my next angerwank.
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Good girl xx(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:23, closed)
I tend to prefer to be the fucker, not the fuckee if it's all the same to you.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:45, closed)
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