 I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again
 I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again
	
	My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
	
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 Scaryduck LIKES EGG
 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
 
	 A couple of minutes?
	A couple of minutes?
 	Clearly they didn't do it properly.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:46,
	
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	 No I'm just quadruple hard
	No I'm just quadruple hard
 	that's all
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:49,
	
closed)
 
	 Quadriplegic more like.
	Quadriplegic more like.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:51,
	
closed)
 
	 yeah, IN THE BOYS' SHOWERS!!!!!
	yeah, IN THE BOYS' SHOWERS!!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:45,
	
closed)
 
	 what you did there
	what you did there
 	I see it!
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:08,
	
closed)
 
	 That's what all the toilet attendants say.
	That's what all the toilet attendants say.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:19,
	
closed)