I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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hit a mate accidentally in the cock with a knitting needle oncehaven't heard the end of it since.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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Ho ho ho.But it's not the cock that's the problem - it's the balls.
And when they're as big as mine, they're your weak point.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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You have a big bollocks?Can I touch them?
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By "touch" do you actually mean "gently caress"?If so, get to the back of the queue.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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He's behind me then.(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 2:02, closed)
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