I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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You know what my absolute bestest favourite qftw stories are?Those ones that start "not me but a mate" or "I wasn't there but" or "my mate told me this obvious fucking lie and I'm too fucking stupid to have realised it was a lie so I'm reproducing it for you cunts because I have no fucking dignity".
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:02,
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You must be very happy this week then.Apart from the time you couldn't post here and the back pressure gave you an aneurysm.
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You mean the time I wasn't able to post here but still got several posts on the front page, was the subject of several pitiable vanity threads and ... you know ... still continued to post here?I can see how that would cause untold suffering to anybody.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:13,
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Would a spinny Noel Edmonds make you feel better about whatever it is that's ailing you?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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Yes! (, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:16, closed)
i don't know if you're aware but emvee is ignoring you(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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But how could anybody possibly know?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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I like it best when people moan about the quality of qotw stories,seemingly unaware that lowest quality stories are the ones wherein people are moaning about the quality of qotw stories. It's like "No Self Awareness" every week.
People who reply to such stories are cunts, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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