I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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The teacher asks the class what historic landmark would represent themSally puts her hand up first and says, "I'd be St Pauls Cathedral. It stayed standing proud in the Blitz when times were darkest, and symbolised hope to all Londoners"
"An excellent choice, Sally", says the teacher
Sundeep put's his hand up next, "I'd be stonehenge, Miss. It showed great resilience by lasting thousands of years, and contains ancient wisdom"
Finally, the teacher asks Billy what he'd be.
"I'd be Big Ben in the afternoon", he replies.
"And why's that, Billy?"
"Because I've just had three bongs"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:07,
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