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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 11:26, Reply)


(dribble, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 13:54, Reply)
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