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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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The time my daughter re-wrote the unspoken punchline in her head.
So, since I last posted on QOTW. I've bought a house, settled down, and now have two kids. 9 and 11. But I still live in Sweden.

My favourite joke has - for long time - been a duo:

Q - Why did Sally fall off the swings?
A - Because she doesn't have any arms.

Followed by ...

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
NOT SALLY!!!

This has made my kids giggle for ages, and the other day I heard my daughter tell it to group of friends during a sleepover.

She executed the Swings bit faultlessly: lots of giggles.

And then moves on to prt2.... Knock knock?
(Chorus of "who's there?)
NOT SALLY - BECAUSE SHE FELL OFF THE SWING AND DIED!!!!
(Stunned silence)

I prefer her gloomy interpretation and death-metal delivery, so I'm not gonna tell her.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 8:26, Reply)

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