Oooh Loads
Me and my big brother have had loads of fights, but I think the worst thing happened when we were 'playing' while we were little. The object of the game was that someone would lie on the end of the bed with their feet against the wall, forming a bridge. The other would then crawl under it. I was the bridge, bursting for the loo and having so much fun that I didn't want to go and spoil it. I tried to hold it in, but he crawled under me, reeaaallly slloowwwly until I couldn't hold it any more.

So yup, I pissed on his head.


Other occasions:

- When I was four he hit me in the head with a trowel - I still have the scar

- When he was 10 we were fighting and I bit a huge chunk out of his back

- When I was six I went through this stage of pulling his pants down in front of visitors, because it was really funny

- We played 'cardboard darts' which involved throwing my dad's darts into a cardboard box. He threw the darts, while I stood at the other end of the room holding up the box. He threw, the dart missed, and I had to go to hospital with a dart stuck in my hand, which was now pissing with blood

I luv my bruvva!
(Funty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 20:03, Reply)