Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Inappropriate...In a maths lesson, my pair of glasses finally gave up the ghost and fell apart. I had to go down on my hands and knees to look for the various bits to put them back together.
At which point, my teacher walked in, saw me under the desk, and asked what the hell I was doing.
"Looking for a screw, sir!" came the cheery reply. He blushed, everyone else laughed at me.
The inappropriate bit? I was 11 at the time.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:37, Reply)
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