Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Leatherman, and the trouble he causes.I am the proud owner of a Leatherman. Useful little gadget, probably saved me hundreds in tool purchases.
Anyway, one day I was telling fixit stories with mates (as one does) and at one point I said "...and then I took out my tool...".
At that point, the story was lost as everyone carked it laughing.
Apologies for length, I have a massive cock.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:48, 1 reply)
.I find it's bad enough telling people you love your Leatherman, they start mincing about going "Oooh" and then break into YMCA.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)
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