Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Accidental inneundo on IRCThis was on #ukscene (ircnet) about, oh, 9 years ago now. It was taken a bit far and yes, I did just walk away from my computer.
--- from an IRC log
Sneeka: hybrid: so er...where's this pic of you then?
Sneeka: or are you like, nightmare-inducing scary?
hybridx: hehe, I don't have one yet. I'm borrowing a digicam from work today, and gooing to make some.
DD-: gooing? oh no
DD-: not that sort of pic
Sneeka: hehehee
Sneeka: eww
Sneeka: never heard it called THAT before
DD-: hehehe
DD-: "Oh no, you've gooed in my mouth"
Sneeka: lol
Sneeka: "Hardcore XXX, Facial Goo shots"
Sneeka: nice
DD-: oooh yuck
DD-: "he goos up there, then licks it out"
Sneeka: heh
DD-: (SimonJay, 1999)
Sneeka: "ooh! oh! oh! i'm gonna..gonna...goo!!"
Sneeka: ok, enuff of this
DD-: "So to make the effect we cover him with goo" "ewwwww, really?"
Sneeka: heh
Sneeka: Noel Edmond's Goo Tank
*** Signoff: [dRiFT] (Connection reset by peer)
DD-: oh nooo
Sneeka: heh
Sneeka: jeez, talk about stretch a joke out :)
DD-: "Mummy, Mummy, I want some goooo" "You'll have to wait 'til your older son"
DD-: hehehe
DD-: yeah
DD-: anyway
DD-: anough
DD-: enough
DD-: too
Sneeka: heh
Sneeka: i think we've scared off hybrid
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