Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Work summer outing...in my pantsI work in a engineering company and often have lots of boxes of components on my desk waiting for me to pass them onto the end recipient.
Last week we were discussing the summer day out- us non-geek types were eager to go somewhere that was NOT Hampton Court palace, for again. Sick of everyone twittering away and not getting anywhere, I stood up and shouted:
"Why don't we all just go in a room and play with my bits"
*shocked silence*
I follow this up with "I mean my box, errr boxes, err box of bits, not my rude bits..." I practiced my blushing a lot that afternoon.
The next day I asked someone very senior if he needed any Handjobs, instead of Handdown jobs (this is a real thing). I like my job :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:57, Reply)
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