Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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with thanks to BearWithLittleBrain for the reminderMy father - the most un-worldlywise retired GP you are ever likely to meet; you know, old school - harris tweed jackets with patched elbows etc etc. No clue as to more modern parlance.
I was not present at the time, but my sisters (all 3) and my late mother were there and were all seen to be wetting themselves.
The discussion was around a local family (Richard and Caroline & 3 children) with whom my parents were friendly. Their eldest child was rather a homely girl with something of a serious bent to her persona. The other two off-spring were far more out-going, sociable, generally taking after their mother - my father chose this moment to utter the immortal line; " Yes, it would appear that she has a lot of Dick in her"....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:03, Reply)
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