Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Creamy goodness.I used to work in a pub.
Whilst walking over to serve a group of lads, me asking if they were "all together or one at a time" was made worse by the fact that I was wiping coffee cream from the corner of my mouth.
They laughed, I blushed, they tipped me.
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wanderlust, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:06,
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