
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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with English colleagues and clients from Belgium.
The French speakers prefer to write "cubic meters per hour" as "c.u.m." wether the English prefer "m3/h". As I was working for the client, I decided to use c.u.m. until a colleague asked why I did that, instead of using m3/h. After a lot of arguing about it, I replied, without knowing what it meant:
"Ey, I like cum"
They did laugh a lot, the bastards.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:06, Reply)
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