Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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At The Doctors.
My ex-wife came rushing out of the doctors office crying.
"What's wrong" I asked
"The doctor's a pervert" she sobbed "He said I had a lovely pussy"
So I rushed into his office and grabbed him by the throat.
"What's this about my wife having a lovely pussy?" I snarled
"I didn't say that" choked the doc "I said she had acute angina"..
Cheers
And I'm sorry but I had to GET IT IN before anyone else
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:13,
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lolthe old ones are the best eh?!
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:21,
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