
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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sat in a pub with a bunch of mates whilst at uni discussing the size of something when my friend Becky says "what does 10 inches look like?"
I said nothing, sat back and unzipped my flies.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:15, Reply)
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