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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Oooer missus....
The IT dept I worked in had just taken delivery of a consignment of new 19" CRT monitors.

When it came to the accounts department's turn to receive theirs and due to their upstairs location it was decided that instead of carrying them down to the other end of the building and up the main staircase that we would use the less-used back staircase.

Subsequently it was suggested that one of the guys from our team should take the Financial Controller's 19incher up the back passage. I think a whole nanosecond must have passed before everyone crack up laughing.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:15, Reply)

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