Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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On re-telling, I realise this doesn't sound likely......but I actually heard this with my very own ears.
A rather, shall we say 'robust', lady I used to work with was a keen gardener (you can see where this is going already, no?).
One day she didn't come into work. Her husband called in on her behalf to tell us that she couldn't make it because 'she's put her back out trimming her bush in the garden'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:16,
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