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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My mum's austrian
Helping out some friends whilst cooking, having only just arrived in England, she didn't know how to say grating cheese.

Going back to school-time french, she then asked:

"Do you want me to rape the cheese?" in what I can only imagine was an Arnie-like accent. It was one of those moments where everyone just stopped talking and stared.

in french, to grate = raper (pronounced rappéh)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:20, 2 replies)
had to stifle the giggles at this when hearing the arnie voice say it

almost failed as well. a bit of a snort did escape

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:22, closed)
That is all.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:28, closed)

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