Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Many years ago, when I was a bit ruder than I am todayI was in college, eighteen years old and full of smartass comments. (Some things never change, eh?) I was hanging out with my friend Dan, the proud owner of a 60's Chevy Nova, and he was telling of his frustrations in rebuilding its engine.
"...so I had to turn the crankshaft-"
What? You turned the shaft?
"-and I finally got the shaft into position-"
You had to get your shaft in position?
"-but the rod kept flopping around and I couldn't get it in the hole-"
The floppy rod wouldn't go into the hole?!?
"-and right about then Bruce Springsteen came on the radio-"
What?!? Bruce Springsteen came on your radio?!?
"-and he was singing 'Hungry Heart' and he got to the part where he was going 'uh uh oh oh uh oh ah oh' and I screamed 'Fuck you, Bruce!' and threw my wrench at the radio-"
By this point I was unable to speak.
I don't think Dan ever forgave me for that one.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:30,
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