Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Insure your erectionBack in the day I used to work for an engineering insurance company.
We had various policies with lovely bold titles across the front and a picture of the item,
The best two were clearly:
1. Erection cover (with a picture of scaffolding)
2. Leaking nipple cover (with a picture of a vat)
And the people around me thought I was odd as every time I saw the documents or someone mentioned them I laughed... for the whole 9 months I was there.
No one else found it funny.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:31, Reply)
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