Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A group of mates sat around in the 6th Form Common Room, me and a mate decide we're going to walk to the petrol station to buy some sweets.
I say to another mate, "Adam, are you coming?", then realising what it sounds like add "..or is it just the way you're sitting?"
Much hilarity ensued.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:48, Reply)
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