Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ooo. I love innuendo, so I've already been giggling like a loon.Once, I'd recently started a new job and was getting to know all the people - including the rather lovely student placement, who sat opposite me. I was still a little shy around her - and most of my new colleagues - at this time. Finding my feet. Wondering what the intellectual level of the office was - and what sort of jokes were appreciated.
We got talking about fencing, which I was heavily into at the time (less so now). No, it's not the obvious sword innuendos - although those are great.
She asked how expensive the equipment was (very), and if it was difficult to maintain. "No, I just shove it all in the washing machine when I'm done", I said.
"And how often do you clean your helmet?"
Silence. Explosive giggles from all around. Ah. *that* is the level of the office...
Loved that job.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:56, Reply)
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