Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I've just remembered another ......A little background first (pay attention, you'll need it later); One of the guys in the office had the annoying habit of referring to people as 'cock', it sounds bad but it's not an unusual phrase here in the North.
So, one particular day our boss had returned from a trip to Mansfield and mentioned in passing that he didn't like being referred to as 'duck' a phrase that the people of Mansfield apprently use quite a lot, to which the only lady (Marj) in the office replied "It's almost as bad as Norman's cock", she didn't realise what she had said at first but the looks on our faces soon made her realise!
That was about 4 years ago and we still don't let her forget it!
Length? I don't know, you'd have to ask Marjorie.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:56, Reply)
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