Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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HeeheeI used to work in the Planning Department of a local council, and apart from sniggering every day at the word 'erection', I once nearly pissed myself laughing as I overheard a colleague talking to someone on the phone about how their neighbour had been staring at her front area, because we'd given them permission to trim her bush.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:15,
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Pfft.Someone was recently explaining to me about the trouble she'd faced when asking her gardener to reduce the size of the large shrub in her front garden...
Apparently, "please can you trim my front bush?" isn't the kind of question a lady asks of her gardener.
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Moey, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:27,
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