Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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when I was young and innocentI used to work as a hospital porter. I was young, female, and supremely naive, and worked with a team of 6 middle aged Glaswegian men, all of whom had filthier minds than the average b3tan.
So when I was doing my usual Saturday shift, I checked with them if I was still to sit at reception to cover them serving dinners on the wards.
Perhaps saying
'Do you still want me on the desk at 4.30?' wasn't the best way of putting it.
They still mock me about 10 years on whenever I go back to see them.
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ascorbate, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:16,
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