Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Madone's has reminded me of oneI was out with a young lady of my aquaintance, when an elderly Mancunian gentleman passed us by, barely in control of his frankly fucking huge Alsatian. The young lady shied away from the mutt, but the gentleman attempted to reassure me of the animal's placid nature:
"Its alright, he won't bite yer, cock" *
To which my response was the only logical one available:
"What about the rest of me?"
*Some elderly Lancastrians use cock, or cocker as a form of address. Much hilarity results from them asking: "Have you got the time on yer, cock?"
"No, but I've got a calendar on my arse" etc.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:21, Reply)
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