Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My work is full of innuendo at the best of timesbut one of the girls seems to add more than her fair share - all in perfect innocence.
The other week, she'd been off for a couple of days and someone else had been sitting at her desk.
She sat down, went to put her handbag away and announced
"Oh no, who left this sticky mess in my drawers?"
Several minutes later we discovered that she was referring to some toffee wrappers.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:30, Reply)
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