Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I think this counts too....I've just got back from Rockness at the weekend, we were camping there for 3 nights. It was ace, but anyway.....
Around the festival there were various amenities, all of which were signposted. "Toilet" proclaimed one sign. "Water" proclaimed another. And on one hilarious occasion, both must have been in close proximity to one another.
There was a massive sign just along from the main stage that proclaimed "Toilet Water", prompting me to nudge random strangers all weekend and say "I won't be going anywhere near that stall" with a glum look on my face.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:33,
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