Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Birthday present.
At work I mentioned in passing that it was my wife's birthday.
I said that "As it is her big 4-0 I'm going to give her a pearl necklace."
"You cheap bastard, you could get her some jewellery." was the reply.
Unfortunately I didn't know when to stop digging and went on with
"They're not salty water pearls, they're fresh."
Bugger.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:39, Reply)
At work I mentioned in passing that it was my wife's birthday.
I said that "As it is her big 4-0 I'm going to give her a pearl necklace."
"You cheap bastard, you could get her some jewellery." was the reply.
Unfortunately I didn't know when to stop digging and went on with
"They're not salty water pearls, they're fresh."
Bugger.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:39, Reply)
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