Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Back when I worked in the sweetie factoryThe factory superviser and I got on quite well. She was in charge of the machine that bagged the loose sweets.... the loose sweets went into a hopper at the top of a large machine and were slowly shaken out onto a conveyor belt and down into the bagger. Or something, I was rarely near the machine.
I'll never forget though, the day she came into the tea room and said she was gonna have to get the manager to buy her a new vibrator cos the last one had worn out.....
Apparently, it's what shook the sweets out of the hopper, but I think it was freudian.....
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:03,
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