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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A bar job (f'nar)...
I was once working in a small, old-fashioned pub which had a U shaped bar which served both the 'Lounge' and the 'Bar'. My side became very busy and so the landlord piped up to the girls serving the opposite side and said;

"Sonia, can you come around here and relieve Chris."
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:06, 2 replies)
and
did she?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:13, closed)
Sadly not
:(
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:37, closed)

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