Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Best innuendo everThis one is from over 15 years ago when my best friend and his fairly long term, for 13, girlfriend were discussing visits to each others houses. Bear in mind that her grasp of English was somewhat limited at the best of times.
"He's always coming up mine but he gets pissed off when I try and come up his."
Obviously we fell about laughing while being female his girlfriend was oblivious.
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