Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Boxes.I had stared my new job at a posh office about a month before. A week ago, we had installed a new photocopier which was used as the main printer as well.
We use the Mailbox function on the copier to store print jobs, but there was some difficulty setting one of the computers to print to the mailbox. Of course, that computer belonged to the fittest bird in the office - and there is strong competition here, I'll tell you. (I still haven't figured out where it's safe to look.)
Fit Bird is standing in front of the printer, waiting for her print job to arrive. When it didn't happen, she turned to me and exclaimed "Nothing ever comes in my box! This is so frustrating!"
I struggled to keep my face from turning as red as hers, and mumbled something about promising to check the settings.
I then made sure there was plenty coming in her box.
*Last bit may not be true.*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:14, Reply)
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