Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My purple helmetReplaced my helmet recently (the one I wear when riding my scooter, not some kind of weird penis surgery) and sought out the closest I could find to a purple one, because I'm childish. This sits on the cupboard behind me, and seems to be what everyone chooses to play with when they come and speak to me.
A particularly pretty colleague came over to discuss an important matter, and, as is the custom, stood there fondling my head gear. Having resisted the temptation to comment on her actions throughout the conversation I was feeling quite pleased with myself for demonstrating such maturity. Of course, she swiftly ruined this when she apologised for stroking my helmet.
I laughed, a lot. Then the penny dropped and she blushed a lot then ran back to her desk and didn't speak to me for the rest of the day.
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Moey, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:18,
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*click*if only for your purple helmet.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:27,
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I dont ride a bikebut im getting one for my desk *click*
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