Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Reallywittyname reminded meof when my husband had a suspicious mole on his back. When he accepted my opinion that this needed checked (ie I finally nagged him into submission), he trotted off to the doc.
A young female locum examined the mole and informed him, in all seriousness,
"Yes, MrWitch, we really do need to have it off"
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(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:25, Reply)
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