Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In the AlpsWorking there 04-05, had quite a close knit group of friends and we all shared a laugh all of the time. Until one of our group (George) met a girl, and completely forgot about us. Now, to be honest, none of us liked her and always thought her to be a bit shady; she lied an awful lot - things like she'd been to Uni (only 19), been skiing all her life (couldn't keep up with a beginners group).
Anyway, it turns out a bit later on George has got an STD from this little basket of whoremuffin. Later on we're all in the pub helping George on working out how to explain this to a French doctor when one of our group pipes up (as due part of the conversation regarding her salubrious nature) "I always thought she was a bit fishy".
We were still laughing about it the next day.
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