Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Deliberate innuendoI used to work in a large department store I sold TV's Videos and Stereo equipment.
One day the cosmetics department on the ground floor borrowed a Hi-Fi for a promotion event, they played music and used it as a PA to attract customers.
At the end of the day I went down to the department to pick up the Stereo and noticed that the volume control was missing, now it must of been the smell of perfume or all the lovely ladies around me but I could not resist saying in a loud clear voice "Excuse me ladies, Have you seen my Knob?"
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:45,
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